Selima Louse Selima Woodlouse is a waitress, and not a bad one at that! Although no one can understand what she’s saying she’s never dropped a plate, glass or order in her career! She zips around by curling up in a ball around the plates and rolling over to the tables. How does the food stay on the plate?? It’s anyone’s guess! Drawn on Brown paper using Prismacolor pencils and a biro.